HUB ASPLODING TAIM

[mr_ianto_jones]

*goes up to the tourist office*
*drags the smelly, half-dressed, thawing corpse from its hideyhole and into the middle of the room*
*takes off his jacket, trousers and shoes and puts on the jeans, hoodie and trainers stashed under the desk*
*pulls the suit and shoes onto the corpse, rearranges a few explosives and walks out of the door to the tourist office onto the quay, nodding at Jack as he goes in*
*rounds the corner and smiles at Suzie*

Did you want to push the button?

Comments

[deadsuzie]

Oh, yes. Damn, you look hot in that.

*takes out the remote*
*sighs*
Sorry Jack.

*looks at you*
Alright?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Yep.

Do it.
*goes into Daf's TARDIS*

[deadsuzie]

*presses the button*
*dashes into the TARDIS and slams the door*
Go, go, go!

*HUB ASPLODE!!!!!1!!*

[mr_ianto_jones]

*giggles*
That was exciting.

Home, James.
*lets Dafydd drop him at home, in the front room*
Okay... you guys better go back and show yourselves on the Plass. Tell Jack or Gwen to come break the news to Caeth whenever, yeah? We'll be here.
*kisses you on the cheek*
That was kind of hot. Nice work.

*leaves*

Caeth?

[off_c]

*comes down*
Hello, you.
*gives you a kiss*

[mr_ianto_jones]

*snogs you silly*
I'm dead.
*grabs you arse*
It's very sad.

[off_c]

Mm...
*presses her hips against you*
I see rigor mortis is already beginning to set in.
*has a feel*
Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Jones.

[mr_ianto_jones]

*GROANS*
I think I'm going to like it here.

[off_c]

You're free.
*kisses you hard and drops to her knees to take you in her mouth*

[mr_ianto_jones]

Mmm...
*grabs you by the hair and fucks your mouth, looking at you*
Now I can concentrate on OHHther things.
*comes*

[off_c]

*swallows*
*rests her forehead gratefully against your thigh*
Thank you, Sir.
*looks up*
Other things?

[mr_ianto_jones]

*rubs your cheek with his thumb*
Other things... you.

[off_c]

*sighs*
Oh, good.

*hugs your knees*

[mr_ianto_jones]

Now...
*zips up*
you'd better get ready for the bad news. I'm sure somebody'll be round soon.

[off_c]

*gets up*
Right. I've been practicing this. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

How's Jack? Did he die too?

[deadsuzie]

Will do. Have fun being dead.

*goes back in the Tardis with Daf, breathless*
God, that was so fucking hot.

[dafydd_jones]

*backs you up against the console*
You are so sexy.

[deadsuzie]

*rips open your shirt*
Did you feel the ground shake? It went right through us.

[dafydd_jones]

*fumbles with your buttons, panting*
Yeah... your face.... I thought you were going to come.

[deadsuzie]

I think I might've.
*shoves your hand down her trousers*

[dafydd_jones]

*has a feel and laughs*
You are so fucking twisted.
*works your trousers down your hips, grabs you and fucks you into the console*

[deadsuzie]

*fucks you joyfully*
You felt it too... Admit it. So much shit in that damned hole... It felt really amazing to destroy it all, all those bad deeds and memories wiped out. And with such a massive bang...

[dafydd_jones]

Fuck, yeah.
*plants his hands on the console on either side of your head and kisses you, slowing down a little*
It was fucking excellent.

[deadsuzie]

If you had any idea how many fantasies I had about blowing the place up... and I actually got to do it.

*winds her arms around your neck and pushes back fiercely*
Ohh...
*kisses you*
Oh, god, I wish we could have done it right there in the rubble.

[dafydd_jones]

*GROANS*
You really are a sick puppy, Suze.
*slams into you*
We still could.