*home*

[mr_ianto_jones]

*comes home with Rory*
Everything's gone tits up again. Hi, Reinette.

*looks at Amy and Melody*
At least you're safe. That's good.

*turns on every alarm he's got and locks the front door*

Comments

[with_outfits]

*is kissed by Rory*
*tries to say something before he rushes past to the backyard*

...Yeah. Ianto? I was going to say I'm really not loving this whole "hiding away with the womenfolk wringing our hands" sort of thing. Can't we...?

*watches you lock and alarm with growing concern*
...oh. Is he coming?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Wasn't intentionally oppressing you, Amy, the menfolk have come to hide as well now, so we're even.
*sits*
Nope. I don't think so, we've just been screwed over by the rabbit, that's all. He stole the Pandorica. Rory's decided he doesn't trust the snake after all, so we're back to square one.

[with_outfits]

*tries to decide where to even begin to respond*
The rabbit? What on earth can he do with the Pandorica?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Not a lot, I don't think. It's just a box. I suppose he could imprison a Time Lord or something, but good luck to him if that's what he wants it for.

[with_outfits]

I don't suppose he could have taken it to capture the Sfinx in it.

[mr_ianto_jones]

Somehow I doubt it. But you never know. We need to draw up a new plan.

[rory_pond_williams]

*comes back in, confused*
The snakes are gone. They just sort of... vanished.

[with_outfits]

*clutches the baby*
Are you sure they're not in the house?

[rory_pond_williams]

No. Are you? I only just got here.

[with_outfits]

No. They're snakes, they can hide in small places.

[rory_pond_williams]

Okay, snake hunt it is, then.
*draws his sword again and starts upstairs*

*comes back in about 15 minutes later*

Well, unless they're in the basement, they're not in the house.

[mr_ianto_jones]

*quickly*
Right, yes.
*shoots off*

*comes back*
No, they're not in the basement.

[with_outfits]

*gives you and Rory a funny look*
O-kay.

So is it safe to put the baby down now?

[rory_pond_williams]

Put her down, she'll be fine for now. Do you want me to take her?

[with_outfits]

No, she probably could do with a good sleep without all the jostling and running about.
*puts her in her cot*
So, what now?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Right now I'm out of ideas. I'll try and phone Jack again, if something's happened, he might be reachable and know what's going on.
*gets up and dials Jack's number*

[agent_harkness]

Well, that's a new one. Wonder what the roaming charges will be like.
*HBT*
Yello.

[mr_ianto_jones]

Jack?
*nods affirmitavely at Reinette*
What's going on, what's the status over there?

[agent_harkness]

Um, well...
*surveys*
There's gone all Wacky, a giant gate's appeared in the middle of everything, and a rabbit's just crash-landed the Pandorica. I hope that's not OUR Pandorica.

Please tell me that's not our Pandorica.

[mr_ianto_jones]

Yeah, that's our Pandorica, it's a long story. Did you say Wacky? There wouldn't happen to be a pregnant snake couple there as well, would there?

[agent_harkness]

There's so much... stuff here, I can't...

Oh. Yeah. There they are.

[mr_ianto_jones]

Well, that explains where they got to. Look, the snake came over here and told us the Sfinx was after Amy and Rory's baby. Then we got screwed over by the rabbit while I was showing Rory around the Hub. Oh, and before that the Master kind of... escaped. Apparently he was never in stasis after all...

And Reinette wants to talk to you.

[agent_harkness]

*punches the bridge of his nose*
Now that Wackyland's back, the Sfinx should hopefully be less of an issue. I'll look into it and have a word with the rabbit. As fir the Master- well, we'll just have to keep an eye out.

That it? Okay. Put her on.

[mme_depompadour]

Jack? Oh, thank God, are you alright?

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

roaming charges lolololol